"dont forget to wake up Green Day tomorrow!!1 xDDDDDD"
when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
I started watching american horror story tonight so get urself mentally prepared my dear followers cause i smell brand new obsession here
Yesterday I saw a tweet that said “5SOS are the Green Day of our generation” and I had a good laugh. Green Day are the Green Day of our generation.